skarodegradation:

kanyemotherfuckingwest:

shavingryansprivates:

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

Joy to the world!
Barney is dead!
We baaarbeeeecued his head!
Dont worry about the body, we flushed it down the potty.
Around, around it goes, the toilet over flows,
Arooound and Arooound that body goes!

So basically my sisters a cunt;

And woke up and told me to get off the computer, which is the family computer but only works right now when her laptop is hooked up to it so yeah cant finish changing my theme sweeet,

teensquotess:

http://teenlifequotes.com/
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I need a new theme, and to follow new people,

and basically just a new blog but I don’t have time for that lol someone help

Can I just be skinny with a nice butt please

And with Anne Hathaways tits because WOW.

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"Money will buy a bed, but not sleep;
Books, but not brains;
Food, but not appetite;
Finery, but not beauty;
A house, but not a home;
Medicine, but not health;
Luxuries, but not culture;
Amusement, but not happiness;
Religion, but not salvation;
A passport to everywhere but heaven."

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